Seth Meyers in GQ Magazine (August 2014)

Hi, I’m Chris Pratt. I’ve been challenged by Bob Iger and Vincent D’Onofrio to do the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. Gentlemen, I accept your challenge. Uh, now, that’s twice I’ve been challenged, so I’m gonna do it slightly different. Instead of doing one bucket of ice, what I’m going to do… I found this, it’s called Blue Ice Vodka and in lieu of the bucket of ice, I’ll be drinking this. (x)

Come and get your love…


that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say


What is your favorite swear word?


Iron Gym works, folks.

I know that you believe that we don’t have a future together. But Wade Kinsella, you are just so wrong. And I’m gonna prove it. As long as it takes. I’m not giving up.


do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it

me: [gently touches the sleeping cat]
cat: [makes a tiny cat noise]
me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo



I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.