Seth Meyers in GQ Magazine (August 2014)


Hi, I’m Chris Pratt. I’ve been challenged by Bob Iger and Vincent D’Onofrio to do the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. Gentlemen, I accept your challenge. Uh, now, that’s twice I’ve been challenged, so I’m gonna do it slightly different. Instead of doing one bucket of ice, what I’m going to do… I found this, it’s called Blue Ice Vodka and in lieu of the bucket of ice, I’ll be drinking this. (x)

Come and get your love…

ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say



petervquill:

What is your favorite swear word?



msfili:

Iron Gym works, folks.




I know that you believe that we don’t have a future together. But Wade Kinsella, you are just so wrong. And I’m gonna prove it. As long as it takes. I’m not giving up.


matt-douchene:

do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it


me: [gently touches the sleeping cat]
cat: [makes a tiny cat noise]
me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo

magdalenarivera:


dion-thesocialist:

I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.